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I Swallow tee

The “Great Tits” design features two actual birds (get your mind out of the gutter… or don’t) embroidered on a heavyweight cotton-blend hoodie with a roomy fit and kangaroo pocket

Add a touch of personality to your wardrobe and show off your love for nature and clever jokes—because size matters (especially when it’s about woodpeckers)

and embroidered design that’s equal parts sassy and earth-conscious

Attempted Murder Dad hat pun tshirts or being slightly feral inThis embroidered dad hat features your dangerously funny wordplay stitched front and center, making it the perfect conversation starter for bird lovers with a dark sense of humor. Whether you're running errands, filming chaotic TikToks, or plotting absolutely nothing suspicious, this cap delivers effortless cool with a side of menace.