Red XIII, Proud Warrior [FINAL FANTASY Commander] Human Assassin Warrior Parley — Whenever Storm Fleet

Parley — Whenever Storm Fleet Negotiator attacks

Set: Innistrad: Double Feature Type: Creature — Beast Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{G}{G} Trample

but this might be the most pathetic of them all

Set: Dungeons & Dragons: Adventures in the Forgotten Realms Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{U}{U} Each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until that player has exile cards with total mana value 20 or more

Exile it at the beginning of your next end step

Red XIII, Proud Warrior [FINAL FANTASY Commander] Human Assassin Warrior Parley — Whenever Storm FleetSet: FINAL FANTASY Commander Type: Legendary Creature Beast Warrior Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{R}{G} Vigilance, trample Other modified creatures you control have vigilance and trample. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.) Cosmo Memory When Red XIII enters, return target Aura or Equipment card from your graveyard to your hand.